areyouafraidofthedog:

Song I made last year. I sampled the notation from And I Told Them I Invented Times New Roman. Old DGD :)

This is perfect.

thegoddamazon:

theordinaryjd:

dvalinha55:

This made me laugh a lot

Lmmfao

LMFAO IT’S BACK

raidendark:

Sword Art Online I am sick of your shit. I have been waiting three goddamn episodes to see Kirito destroy other players, and what do I see? Some girl having panic attacks irl. Episode four had better blow my fucking socks off. And not feel rushed since you took your sweet time with these first three.

It’s a poor mans .hack

ta-ja-dor:

please-please-dont-leave-me:

noquitter:

this won’t get 1% of the women’s version of this post. 

the world we live in, and people in general don’t care about men. we are pretty much robots who aren’t allowed to show emotion. we’re taught from a young age that boys don’t cry. 

fact is women are sexualised, men are idealised. because men can’t be raped because they’re big and strong right? right? yea, pretty much the idiots view of living. 

signal boost this shit

reblogging because I cannot stand when people act like women are the only things in the world

robotverve:

shuffle-bot:

boltong:

littlefroggies:

Saw this at the store today.

mass effect 3 : shred it


ROCK THE REAPERS


DANANANANNAANNANA

robotverve:

shuffle-bot:

boltong:

littlefroggies:

Saw this at the store today.

mass effect 3 : shred it

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ROCK THE REAPERS

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DANANANANNAANNANA

holysheerios:

holysheerios:

teddysfotos:

i just

I’m so sorry

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

This isn’t a tangible excuse

A message from relacksing


Your hashtags referring to beaver butts are perfect.

Lol, that was a prime example of me needing sleep.

A message from sir-pl


61. 35. 51

Youuuuu are my faaaaavorite person :) 35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore? Yes I have 51. Do you like the way your genitals look? I do :) 61. What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)? 13 one night. Lately I’ve been having several minute orgasms, not sure if those count as multiples or if I’m at risk of a heart attack.

A message from theforgottensonofcronus


1, 7, 17, 30

1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? Sex most of the time, sometimes it’s masturabtion.
7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot? Very much so.
17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower? No.

30. How often do you masturbate? Once a month

A message from Anonymous


12, 17, 30

12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally). No, I’m really petite so it’s a struggle.
17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower? No.
30. How often do you masturbate? Once a month

A message from Anonymous


How many followers do u have and how many questions do u have in ur ask box?

5,981, 250.

A message from Anonymous


24

24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)? Yes haha the only person it’d be uncomfortable around is my younger brother and father
Aside from that I want to be a nudist.

A message from Anonymous


1,3,4

1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation? Sex most of the time, sometimes it’s masturabtion.
3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? Yes
4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals? No